I overheard two guys arguing about whether they would have sex with a Centaur the other day and it was obvious from the way they were going back and forth that one of them was thinking of the… Read More

Stock Photo Monday

“And right here is where we commit a truly awful crime against humanity.  Well, that’s lunch!”


How was I not aware this was happening?  They’re rebooting Doom?  It’s the most realistic rendering engine I’ve ever seen?  The game play looks amazing? And I’m just finding out about it now? Five Bloody Minutes of Doom… Read More

The Creator Class

I read an article the other day about the coming of “Managementware.”  That’s right, companies out there are trying to automate the job of being a phlegmatic asshole who won’t approve a purchase request for a new headset… Read More

Escher Drought

Escher logic going on in Austin. No matter how much it rains, the drought never officially ends. It’s the Hotel California of water crises


As the world’s bestest president ever once said, “Fool me once, shame on me…(awkward pause that goes on so long the audience begins to worry he’s choking on his own tongue)… well, you just aren’t going to fool… Read More


When people tell me I can’t get happiness from a big screen TV, I feel like they’re criticizing my television.


Yes, I know that it’s not technically the first Friday of June but it took a little longer to get the site up and running so I’m fudging it a bit. Here are the rules about First Friday… Read More


I’m sad for us because we aren’t going to get anymore striking performances from him but when you think about it, he spent his entire life doing what he loved and doing it very well. So, good for… Read More


How much fun do you think it would be to read the same book over and over again for six months?  A lot of fun or just a whole bunch of fun?  If you chose either of those… Read More