Night Terrors

There were two things from my childhood of TV reruns and Saturday Night Creature Features that were so striking in their visual wrongness that the feeling of icky dread haunts me to this day — and neither thing was… Read More

Dawn of Justice

I could just as well have called this post, “How A Truly Great Trailer Is More Important Than The Actual Movie” but that was too long, almost as long as the title of the movie I’m going to… Read More

Litmus Test

First of all, never be stupid enough to use a litmus test for the people in your life. I know you wouldn’t cross the street to spit on a member of the opposing political party if their guts… Read More

Mr. Robot

“How does he have so much time to watch television and go to movies?” Is that what you’re thinking? Well, I just finished a two year death march to produce the first five episodes of Dangerous Thoughts. My… Read More

JJ Redux

I finished Netflix’s Jessica Jones series last night, completing the back half in one whiskey fueled binge in which I took one drink of Maker’s Mark for every gulp Jessica took on screen. JK! I’d be dead if… Read More

Spectre

My favorite thing ever — and I mean this literally, there is nothing I enjoy more — is when people criticize James Bond movies for any other reason than who played James Bond. What are James Bond movies… Read More

Hysterical

One of the things I really miss about the old 1930s horror films is that one scene were someone completely loses their shit on screen. I’m talking about the scene in The Mummy where a shadow falls over the… Read More

Return of the Living Dead

After mentioning this 1980’s classic in a previous post, I realized I had never sat through the entire thing so I decided to Netflix it and chill with it. After all, how bad could it be? It’s got… Read More

iZombie

I’ve been catching up on this show recently and have really come to enjoy it. Good writing and strong performances from the cast make this the closest thing to Buffy Season 3 I’ve seen in a long time, though… Read More

Jessica Jones & Daredevil

I don’t remember the day I bought my last comic book, nor do I remember the reasoning behind the decision to stop buying them. I know it was my sophomore year of high school so I can assume… Read More