Good Things Are Coming

I’ve talked way too much about how much I love Ready Player One and I know that some people have a problem with it, but I love it and now that I’ve seen the teaser trailer for the movie I just simply cannot wait to see it.

Annihilation on the other the other hand, I’ve only written about once, right after I finished the trilogy and all I could talk about then was what a weird head space it put me in. But it’s a magnetic series of books and the idea of them making a good movie out of it seemed impossible – like The Shining impossible. But the trailer looks really good:

Justice League

TL;DR: It’s a mess but there are some good moments and it’s worth it just to see Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman again.

Spoilers for Justice League follow.

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Thor: Ragnarok

There’s not a lot to say about this movie except to say it’s not Just Another Marvel Movie (JAMM). It’s a lot of fun and very funny and a breath of fresh air in the constant onslaught of superhero movies.

Rumor has it that Taika Waititi, the director, was tired of seeing the same hero movie being made over and over and decided to go in a different direction and that Chris Hemsworth was sick of his character being the brooding dull boy in a class of far more interesting heroes.

So they changed that shit up. And I mean, in a big way. This is the most fun I’ve had with Thor in a long time. Highly recommended.

Colossal

tl;dr: Don’t. Just don’t. Stream Get Smart (2008) instead.

I’m just going to come out and say it. I like Anne Hathaway. I think she is very good actress and emotive and beautiful and I tend to want to see the movies she’s in. I don’t understand the hate but then I don’t know her personally.

I’m also a big fan of Jason Sudeikis. We’re the Millers (2013) is one of the most criminally underrated comedies of all time.

As a time travel movie junkie, I would be remiss if I didn’t add that one of my all time favorites, just after FAQ About Time Travel (2009), is Timecrimes (2007) which was directed by Nacho Vigolondo who directed this piece of shit.

Spoilers for Colossal follow…

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Blade Runner 2049 vs Kingsman: Golden Circle

TL;DR: Someone call Topher Grace and tell him to find his copy of Final Cut Pro. Blade Runner 2049 is a good movie and an excellent sequel, but it’s at least fifty minutes too long. Kingsman, on the other hand, is a lot of fun.

Spoilers for Blade Runner 2049 and Kingsman: The Golden Circle follow.

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Star Trek: Discovery

TL;DR: I love it so Trekkers will probably hate it {shrug}

I grew up on The Original Series, actually watched it as a kid during its first run on our brand new color television,  and I liked the first two movies (yes, even Star Trek: The Motion Picture), but I never watched The Next Generation or Deep Space 9, nor did I watch any of the movies with those casts.

To be honest, I came to the conclusion in the 90s that TOS was dated and didn’t hold up well and that Star Trek, in general, had gotten bogged down into a talky, Shakespeare-quoting swamp of under plotted over acting. In other words, if you’re going to give me a show with spaceships, I’d better see them blowing each other apart in short order.

I was much more a Heinlein kid than an Asimov kid growing up. I wanted big thinks, yes, but I wanted them to happen with blasters blasting and lasers… eh… lasing.

It’s too simple a case to make that I’m a Star Wars fan vs. Star Trek fan, because I think Star Wars got way too thick with the mumbo jumbo and mysticism. So much so they began to verge on being sword and sorcery with light sabers.

Essentially, there wasn’t enough action in my Star Trek and not enough deep thought in my Star Wars.

As I’ve said on here before, I think the 2009 Star Trek reboot may be the perfect film for me. If I’m going to a desert island, I’m taking that movie and Joe Vs. The Volcano and Scott Pilgrim Vs The World with me. I can watch it over and over. As a matter of fact, having typed its name in the previous sentence, I am now required to go watch it again right now. BRB.

Okay, rousing! Such a great film. And so hated by so many Star Trek fans. Why? Not enough talky-talky, too much action. “You can change the names of the characters and it’s just a generic action movie,” is a common complaint. I disagree, but that’s why it’s so good that movies aren’t compulsory.

So now comes a new TV show called Star Trek: Discovery and I have to admit that I had little interest in watching it. Knowing that it was no more than a bargaining chip for CBS to increase subscriber fees to cable/satellite providers mixed with the disappointing experience of Star Trek: Enterprise, I just wasn’t ready to make the commitment. Certainly not enough to subscribe to CBS’s weak ass streaming service that apparently has exactly one show on it.

Now having seen it, I am immediately addicted. This is the best looking Star Trek TV show ever made, I can guarantee you that. It’s also blessed with amazing writing and top notch acting. I’ve only caught the first two episodes so I haven’t seen Jason Isaacs’ character yet, but knowing his work from Harry Potter and The OA, I’m not worried.

Love the new Klingons! This is the warrior race we’ve heard so much about. Scary as hell and about as easy to negotiate with as ISIS.

The character of Michael Burnham is an excellent guide into the Trek universe even if you know nothing about it. Having been raised Vulcan is nice because it basically puts her thinking at odds with everyone else’s.

And setting the story on the verge of going to a war footing is a good idea. The scene where the helmsman, stunned from one of those exploding keyboards Star Fleet is so fond of, says, “Why are we fighting? We’re Star Fleet. We’re explorers” is a nice touch.

All in all, I’m captivated and eagerly anticipating new episodes which can only mean, I assume, that true Trek fans are eating their own livers over how much they hate this show.

{shrug}

John Wick 3

A release date for John Wick: Chapter 3 was announced today:

‘John Wick 3’ release date revealed

A lot of people are going to jump to the conclusion that this is just an unnecessary money grab, but I’m not among them. Seeing how they were able to take the story in a new direction in Chapter 2, I have faith that they won’t make a rehash, they’ll once again zig instead of zag.

Fingers crossed.

 

IT

TL;DR: This is both a great movie and a scary movie. You should see it.

I’ve written before about how magnetic yet truly flawed Stephen King’s novel It truly is. For years I found myself returning to reread it, remembering it only for the awesome and terrifying first 2/3 and somehow completely blanking on the awful and inappropriate ending only to run up against the awfulness and inappropriateness of that ending and be disappointed all over again.

I’ve also written about how much I despise the 1990 miniseries, once even live tweeting a rewatch until I gave up an hour in.

But, I’m happy to say that this new movie got it right.

Spoilers for Stephen King’s It (in all its incarnations) follow

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Hitman’s Bodyguard

A long, long time ago during the Cold War, I was stationed at a listening post on an airbase in rural Italy. We lived on the economy where no one spoke English and there was no entertainment we didn’t make for ourselves. The base had no NCO club but it did have a small movie theater.

Movies would come in six months after they opened in the States, stay Wednesday through Sunday and then leave forever. I saw Terminator and Aliens there. I also saw Dr. Detroit (40% RT) and loved it.

When you are starved for entertainment, the bar drops like beauty requirements at closing time. Any diversion will do. The only movie I can remember seeing there that I didn’t like was the Invaders From Mars remake and even that was better than sitting at home watching Knot’s Landing reruns on VHS.

The reverse is also true, of course. The more entertainment you have, the more discerning you become. This often leads people who watch movies for a living, critics, to develop a rarefied taste in movies that leads them to overlook things that are merely good.

Hitman’s Bodyguard is not innovative or ground breaking, but it’s a lot of fun, and I almost missed it because it has a 39% rating on RT. That’s right, the critics are saying this movie is worse than Dr. Detroit!

If you look at the rotten reviews, you’ll see the same thing over and over again: “There’s nothing new here.” Yeah? There’s nothing new in every RomCom ever made but some of them are pretty damned enjoyable.

So, yes, the plot is a retread to every “We have to get this witness to the church on time” thriller ever made. That’s not the point. The plot is not the point in this kind of movie. The point is the interplay between Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson, two of the fastest talking satyrs in movies today. And that is where the movie pays off.

The set pieces are fun to watch but it’s the comedy that drives this film. Anyone who went into the theater expecting John Wick 3, should have their expectations engine checked. This movie is a straight up comedy from beginning to end and it pays dividends on that score.

Most times, I figure the IMDB (7.1) rating is the one most likely to have been gamed by bots, but in this case, it’s the correct one. The RT score is the one gamed by critics who have seen too many movies this summer.

Go see it. Have some fun. Summer isn’t over until we say it’s over.

 

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Full Disclosure: I had to look up how to spell both parts of this blog post title. I thought Spider-Man was one word and homecoming was two.

I also only went to see this movie because it was literally the only thing playing:

  • GOTG2 (seen it)
  • Wonder Woman (seen it)
  • Annabelle: Creation (don’t wanna)
  • Birth of the Dragon (I’d prefer to watch a real Bruce Lee movie)
  • Dunkirk (seen it)
  • Ingrid Goes West (don’t wanna)
  • The Big Sick (seen it 4*’s)
  • Hitman’s Bodyguard (bad reviews but a buddy said it’s good so… maybe)
  • Wind River (seen it)

So I broke all my rules and went to go see a movie that was both a reboot and packed with multiple superheroes. And it was great.

Spoilers for Spider-Man: Homecoming follow

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